Do you? find yourself dreaming of ways to increase poverty and strife? Have you wondered what the world would be like without sunshine and ponies? Do you, in fact, take candy from babies?


If you answered yes to any of? these questions but have been trying to find a place where you belong, than H.U.N.G.E.R. is the organization for you. Founded on the principles of ?might makes right? and ?everybody wants to rule the world?, H.U.N.G.E.R. has emerged as the world leader in preventing people from having access to food and needed resources.?


Whether you?re trying destroy the Florida orange crop with mutated sea bass, looking to tie the food bank delivery truck driver to a railroad track with piano music in the background or simply undermine those do-gooders, Hallie?s Heroes, H.U.N.G.E.R. can help you be the best villain you can be and make the most out of your diabolical plans.

Loyalty?s important! So make sure you punch your victim?s Frequent Kidnapping Card each time you suspend them over a shark tank or? tie them to a railroad track. They?ll earn points they can redeem at local malls and Old Country Buffet.

Hindering Upstanding Neighbors? Giving Efforts and Resources


H.U.N.G.E.R.? Founder and CEO. Professor Poverty at his secret island fortress.? Notice the numerous toggles and panels in the background. Any good villain has lots of toggles and panels to work with.